Sometimes I’m Catholic

Sometimes I’m Catholic
Sometimes, I don’t wanna tell the truth at all
If you think I’m elastic
You should see how purgatory’s treating the fall

When it’s just beers and tragic
Endor’s been medium in your cards
Don’t you be Catholic
You’ll turn into a bunch of ritualistic retards

A card carrying member
The Knights of Columbus treated you so good
But, where is Columbus?
District of Columbia’s working all those mob hoods

It’s not just construction
Runnin’ numbers ain’t bringin’ you down
You got your induction
Eye of Newt, and for some chicken heads you cow town